WWIII?

Miley Cyrus a.k.a Hannah Montana a.k.a. Destiny Hope is developing an empire soon to trump Oprah Winfrey (a.k.a. Jesus Christ). Don't deny it, you know it's true. She has accumulated millions of prepubescent boys and girls as loyal followers and caused riots over her ticketsales. I'm afraid that this Miley-phoria might result in bloodshed. It's the loyal fans pitted against the haters, and not surprisingly the fans seem to have the upper-hand. I think her songs have a subliminal message which enable her to attain her many drones. The Hannahnites have formed a cult larger than any seen in history.

All jokes aside, I am continually amazed by the shear influence one 15 year old girl has on America. The not-so-great singer has produced two albums which made millions and she managed a sold-out tour of the U.S. For the longest time I couldn't understand what the hype was about, and honestly I didn't care to understand. Despite my efforts, I was sucked in and now I'm a fanatic.

What I find funny is that many people claim to hate her, but in secret you know they are watching her on Youtube or listening to her newest single "See You Again." I know, I was there...it's called denial. Take my friends for example, out of a group of 7 people, only 2 of us were fans. Only two days after "coming out" and professing my love for Miley we have managed to convert 2 more. It's inevitable! I have caught my Chinese friend humming the song, to which she replies, "well you guys sing it all the time, I still hate it!" I know this is a lie, and if I were to search her computer I know I would find a folder dedicated to Miley. Well, I'd probably find a lot of other incriminating material, but that's for another blog. The point is, Miley Cyrus will win, so just embrace it. I did, so should you.