gossip folks

Wow. People really enjoy spreading rumors. I was just informed that (insert my name here) quote, "likes to take it hard, but doesn't give." I can't believe people are so infatuated with my sex life, they are enticed to create rumors about it. I'm almost flattered and I don't really understand what exactly this accomplishes for their benefit. Does telling people about my sex life make them feel more masculine? Funny story, whatever they have to say, is not going to impress anyone. And I'm the one that is going to come out looking like a pimp, because, HEY, I get more action then their flaccid dicks could ever imagine. (Sorry, I'm not a slut, I promise)

I would also like to point out something to every ignorant male who may be telling people these rumors. I am friends with almost every "chick" that attends your high school, and you talking shit about me is definitely not going to make them happy. So maybe you should think before you say anything about my life. If you were intelligent, you would understand almost every girl has a gay best friend, so when you insult my lifestyle....your only making yourself look like an asshole.

Just think about that for a minute, eh?